Whitebread on Patrol, now with more “on Patrol”
Received in the mail today:
Dear Whitebread:
This letter is to advise you that you are being offered an at-will employment position as a Police Officer, with an hourly rate of $[Not Much], with the City of [The City, My The City], contingent upon satisfactory completion of our pre-employment physical examination, drug screen, and psychological examination.

Yay! Congrats! :-D
[...] Whitebread of the Gunblogger IRC channel has been accepted as a police officer. [...]
I shall withhold my “congratulations” until such time as you actually pass the psychological screening…
Kidding. Congrats!
Congrats Whitebread!
way to go, WB!
It’s been a long time coming, and I’m glad that you stuck with it and made it!
-BBB