Suggestive Sell Items
I noticed this sign last week at my local Walgreen’s. I just had to get a picture.

The gentleman at the counter (who I am aware is native to the US and this part of the country) was confused when I asked to move the “Buck Choc” to take a picture of the sign. When I told him I thought it was humorous and wanted to take a picture to show my friends, he realized the error, or rather, what he thought was the error:
“Oh, riiiiight. It should be ‘If we fail to recommend our suggestive sell item…’”