Penny Arcade found this, which is a real thing that real people are actually trying to sell:
Penny Arcade offers their view in text:
This has gotten out of hand.
Is there some disparity between gamer skin and human skin, other than its occasionally translucent, grub-like pallor? I think of myself an imaginative person, possessed of an ability to simulate human events with an accuracy so uncanny that men have called it prophecy. I part veils and shit. But even with the entire universe suspended in the lattice of my intellect, I did not foresee gamer razors. I have begun to feel as though I am being acquired by a sophisticated targeting mechanism; I can feel its beams grazing my occasionally translucent, grub-like flesh.
and via comic.