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I’m going to have nightmares.

Saturday, December 26th, 2009

Admit It, You Wished Your Family Did This

Friday, December 25th, 2009


We do this with several other couples. The first few years we traded $20 bills. Now we just go to dinner together sometime during the holidays and go dutch on the bill.

I wish my entire family would do it. Every year everyone gets lots of thoughtful, cute, and completely unneeded crap that ends up cluttering our homes or being discretely offloaded.

Does anyone else do this with anyone in their life?

A Room-Temperature Superconductor Walks Into a Bar…

Tuesday, December 15th, 2009

I share this here because less than 1% of my non-interweb friends will get these jokes. Use them this holiday season on family when you feel that you aren’t getting enough blank stares.

Best Blooper Reel Evar

Sunday, December 13th, 2009