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Only Took Me 18 Years

Friday, August 27th, 2010

Childhood Memories, Amplified and Yet Destroyed

Saturday, February 13th, 2010

Razors for Gamers?

Monday, March 2nd, 2009

Penny Arcade found this, which is a real thing that real people are actually trying to sell:

gamerrazer

Penny Arcade offers their view in text:

This has gotten out of hand.

Is there some disparity between gamer skin and human skin, other than its occasionally translucent, grub-like pallor? I think of myself an imaginative person, possessed of an ability to simulate human events with an accuracy so uncanny that men have called it prophecy. I part veils and shit.  But even with the entire universe suspended in the lattice of my intellect, I did not foresee gamer razors. I have begun to feel as though I am being acquired by a sophisticated targeting mechanism; I can feel its beams grazing my occasionally translucent, grub-like flesh.

and via comic.